High Military Ranks

When little Reggie was introduced into the Army, he was advised to act tough. “That’s the only way to command respect in the Army,” his friends said. So Reggie did his best to carry out the advice. He walked with full confidence all around camp, bragging, blustering and talking out loud.

“Show me a sergeant and I’ll show you a dope,” Reggie shouted. No sooner had he spoken, a big-muscled figure appeared. “I am a sergeant!” he shouted.

“I am a dope,” whispered Reggie.

White Lie

Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences in the Army. “My sergeants are wonderful,” said one soldier. “I wish I could say the same about mine,” said the other. “You could if you could lie as I do.”

Empty

Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, “That’s because it’s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it.”

The next day, the pastor was over at Emily’s family’s house for lunch. He mentioned having his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, “That’s because it’s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it.”

Source : C’ns magazine